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Greek Pantheon Asks

  • Aphrodite:

    What do you find attractive in a partner?

  • Apollo:

    Favourite song?

  • Ares:

    If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?

  • Artemis:

    Favourite animal?

  • Athena:

    Do you have any special talents?

  • Demeter:

    Favourite food?

  • Dionysus:

    Favourite drink?

  • Hades:

    If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?

  • Hephaestus:

    If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?

  • Hera:

    Do you want to get married and/or have children?

  • Hermes:

    Where in the world would you most like to visit?

  • Hestia:

    Where do you most want to live?

  • Poseidon:

    If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?

  • Zeus:

    If you ruled the world, what would you change?

THINGS I DID TODAY

  • Took my newly-discovered cousin now up on her offer to help me find a job and emailed my resume to her.
  • Did my homework for my HTML5/CSS class.
  • Fell on the sidewalk and severely sprained my right ankle and scraped up my left leg, was assisted by a very nice homeless man and a woman named Laura, went to the hospital, got x-rayed, and now my ankle is swaddled up in an air cast and an Ace bandage with a cane for support. I’m off my feet for three days.

Today I went to the library and made Book Spine Haikus! April is National Poetry Month, and my mom is preparing all sorts of fun things.They read from top to bottom.

I found that YA books make the best haikus (the first four pictures are composed entirely of YA books, whereas just the last two are composed of standard adult fiction), as YA titles seem to tend more towards the overtly descriptive while standard fiction seems to tend more towards the abstract and metaphoric.

gentlemanofthefuture:

fullmetalfisting:

one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book 

Welcome to English Major

I’m not sure just how much non-English majors and non-humanities majors understand the amount of bullshitting you learn as a part of an English program.

Once in a lifetime opportunity to travel to Austria and sing a lead Operatic role with a renowned Young Artist Program!

My sister, a senior vocal performance major at UMaine Orono, has been selected for an incredible opportunity: the chance to travel to Austria to perform in a lead role in Mozart’s opera Der Schauspieldirektor (The Impresario).

But this opportunity is by no means free, and my sister has started a Kickstarter drive to attempt to fund her trip. I am not asking you to donate in any way, but if you would consider reblogging this or spreading the word, I would be very grateful. My sister is an amazing singer and conductor, and I would love to see her have the opportunity to follow her dream.

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