WHY WHY WHY DID I DECIDE TO MAKE ARMOR TWO WEEKS BEFORE THE CONVENTION I HAVE BURNS AND BLISTERS ON BOTH HANDS FROM THE GLUE GUNS AND I THINK ALL THIS CRAFT FOAM IS MAKING ME HIGH FUCK IT I NEED CHOCOLATE.
*ABSCONDS*
WHY WHY WHY DID I DECIDE TO MAKE ARMOR TWO WEEKS BEFORE THE CONVENTION I HAVE BURNS AND BLISTERS ON BOTH HANDS FROM THE GLUE GUNS AND I THINK ALL THIS CRAFT FOAM IS MAKING ME HIGH FUCK IT I NEED CHOCOLATE.
*ABSCONDS*
Hello, little old state of mine. I see you’re feeling contrary again.
(Source: poptech)
What do you find attractive in a partner?
Favourite song?
If you had to fight someone in a duel, what would be your weapon of choice?
Favourite animal?
Do you have any special talents?
Favourite food?
Favourite drink?
If you could meet a person from history, who would it be and why?
If you could learn a skill instantly, what would you choose?
Do you want to get married and/or have children?
Where in the world would you most like to visit?
Where do you most want to live?
If you were shipwrecked on a tropical island, what would you want to have with you?
If you ruled the world, what would you change?
about a reverse little mermaid, in which the prince’s sister has always dreamed of life under the sea, and then they are in a shipwreck, and as she hangs onto a piece of driftwood, she sees her brother rescued from drowning by a mermaid. Everybody thinks she’s mad, later, after…
Considering the vast majority of my family lives in the Greater Boston area…on both sides….
Today I went to the library and made Book Spine Haikus! April is National Poetry Month, and my mom is preparing all sorts of fun things.They read from top to bottom.
I found that YA books make the best haikus (the first four pictures are composed entirely of YA books, whereas just the last two are composed of standard adult fiction), as YA titles seem to tend more towards the overtly descriptive while standard fiction seems to tend more towards the abstract and metaphoric.
one time in high school i didnt read the assigned book and i was like fuck it imma write this essay anyway and i had no idea what the book was even about or who the characters were so i just spewed out some shit about archetypes and the teacher came up to me after class and told me i was the only student who truly understood the book
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I’m not sure just how much non-English majors and non-humanities majors understand the amount of bullshitting you learn as a part of an English program.
My sister, a senior vocal performance major at UMaine Orono, has been selected for an incredible opportunity: the chance to travel to Austria to perform in a lead role in Mozart’s opera Der Schauspieldirektor (The Impresario).
But this opportunity is by no means free, and my sister has started a Kickstarter drive to attempt to fund her trip. I am not asking you to donate in any way, but if you would consider reblogging this or spreading the word, I would be very grateful. My sister is an amazing singer and conductor, and I would love to see her have the opportunity to follow her dream.
If I weren’t totally broke I would so be funding this. I am so happy.